A professional writer is an amateur who didn't quit. --Richard BachHere is a reenactment of that time nine months ago when I decided to write a book:
Me (interior monologue): Hey, I think I want to write a book.
Me (also interior monologue): Oh, cool. Do you know how to write a book?
Me (still interior monologue): Not really. But I know how to write...stuff.
Me (la la la): Great. So. Write a book then.
Me (out loud): Okay.
Person Standing Next to Me in the Elevator: What?